Booking queries are made through the contact form. We can give a verbal confirmation of a reservation enquiry and offer first refusal on a specified time and date. We do not accept deposits. All details entered must be correct and have legal consent of the individuals involved. Booking query details are used to process payments. Booking of our services does not cover venue charges, the customer is responsible for all venue charges. We may not visit remote island regions.
Payment must be made in full and in advance of any booked event via Paypal or Bank transfer before our services will be provided. All payments must be legal, we will take no liability for misuse of payment systems. All cancellations of paid appointments must be notified to us and confirmed by us by either email or telephone at least 5 days in advance, refunds are considered discretionary under these circumstances will incur a minimum 10% handling charge - a fully transferable open-ended credit note may be considered more appropriate in certain circumstances. Refunds will not be given under any other circumstances.
Where we are unable to attend a booked event a full refund will be given. We do not guarantee that we can give you advance notification if we cancel our services.
We have endevoured to ensure that only real and lawful communications are processed by our php form scripts. Our intention is to espouse a pervasive appreciation of the legal outcome of an intentional and committed breach of jurisprudence in respect to
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and actuate a state of trepidation in the those persons instigating of such actions including but not limited to the incitement of unsolicited correspondence . Any percieved ramifications or penalty in relation to instigated actions exist only in the sense of the ostensible fallacious and illusory perceptions of the affore mentioned perpetrator. In simple terms, it is a practical joke. All undertakings by our php form processing scripts are carried out in accordance with the GDPR regulations.
The information that is collected on the website forms is only used to process your order. By filling in the form you are consenting to us collecting your information for this purpose. We do not store any of your personal information once the order is complete. We do not share your information with third parties unless we are legally required to do so.
You are agreeing to these terms when you use this website or our services.
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